PUMPKIN PROGRAMMING FOR PEAK TERROR AND PRODUCE

Embark on a journey into the macabre world of algorithmic pumpkin cultivation! This year, ditch the traditional methods and harness the power of algorithms to conjure pumpkins that are both bountiful and spine-chilling. From fine-tuning growth rates to injecting spooky motifs, we'll explore the mysteries behind crafting pumpkins that will have your